Me trying to finish something important on time:
sitting in math like
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haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
1) sob story
2) sing adele
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the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes is it.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
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The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
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WINNER: Lewis Hamilton / Mercedes
2nd: Sebastian Vettel / Red Bull Renault
3rd: Daniel Ricciardo / Red Bull Renault
4th: Fernando Alonso / Ferrari
5th: Felipe Massa / Williams
6th: Jean-Eric Vergne / Toro Rosso
7th: Sergio Perez / Force India
8th: Kimi Raikkonen / Ferrari
9th: Nico Hulkenberg / Force India
10th: Kevin Magnussen / McLaren
Sebastian Vettel belongs on the podium
Estebaby’s one of the guys I would never guess they kick stuff in anger.